Falling FantastiKate

So…that was cool.

Hold onto your hats and glasses, cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness!

If I were any less motivated today, I would be dead.

Today’s top activity. Throwing my sticky rubber ducky at the ceiling and watching him peel off. Fair swag, I love you.

Goin’ to the fair. 5.00 after 5 pm. I haven’t been to the fair before 5 in years. Cheap or brilliant? I’ll let you be the judge…

Why do I always accidentally smear Tiger Balm on body parts that are in no need of soothing? I have intermmittanly frozen arm syndrome.

So, work up this morning to disturbing feeling in ear. Turns out it was an insect. Killed it. Kafkaesque start to day very forebooding.

Chloe…your snoring is crushing my spirit. How can you produce so much noise out of your Pound Puppy sized nose?

RT @Mickipedia: “@shitmydadsays you are my favorite.”

You are a cruel mistress but I love you. #rollerderby